Sang to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas," this is how the 2007 NFL regular season went:
"On the first week of the season, the NFL gave to me: A Jason Elam game-winning FG”
"On the second week of the season, the NFL gave to me: An Ohio shootout and a Jason Elam game-winning FG” "On the third week of the season, the NFL gave to me: A goal-line stand by the New York football Giants in D.C., an Ohio shootout and a Broncos’ OT victory, and a Jason Elam game-winning FG”
"On the fourth week of the season, the NFL gave to me: Farve surpassing Marino in career passing TD’s, a goal-line stand by the New York football Giants in D.C., an Ohio shootout and a Broncos’ OT victory, and a Jason Elam game-winning FG”
"On the fifth week of the season, the NFL gave to me: A stellar Steelers shutout against the Seahawks in a rematch of Super Bowl XL, Farve surpassing Marino in career passing TD’s, a goal-line stand by the New York football Giants in D.C., an Ohio shootout and a Broncos’ OT victory, and a Jason Elam game-winning FG”
"On the sixth week of the season, the NFL gave to me: Vinny becoming the oldest starting QB to win a game in NFL history, a Stellar Steelers shutout against the Seahawks in a rematch of Super Bowl XL, Farve surpassing Marino in career passing TD’s, a goal-line stand by the New York football Giants in D.C., an Ohio shootout and a Broncos’ OT victory, and a Jason Elam game-winning FG”
"On the seventh week of the season, the NFL gave to me: Rob Bironas 8 FG’s, Vinny becoming the oldest starting QB to win a game in NFL history, a Stellar Steelers shutout against the Seahawks in a rematch of Super Bowl XL, Farve surpassing Marino in career passing TD’s, a goal-line stand by the New York football Giants in D.C., an Ohio shootout and a Broncos’ OT victory, and a Jason Elam game-winning FG”
"On the eighth week of the season, the NFL gave to me: Brady and Manning beating every NFL team, Rob Bironas 8 FG’s, Vinny becoming the oldest starting QB to win a game in NFL history, a Stellar Steelers shutout against the Seahawks in a rematch of Super Bowl XL, Farve surpassing Marino in career passing TD’s, a goal-line stand by the New York football Giants in D.C., an Ohio shootout and a Broncos’ OT victory, and a Jason Elam game-winning FG”
"On the ninth week of the season, the NFL gave to me: A record-296 yards by AP (Vikings rookie RB Adrian Peterson), Brady and Manning beating every NFL team, Rob Bironas 8 FG’s, Vinny becoming the oldest starting QB to win a game in NFL history, a Stellar Steelers shutout against the Seahawks in a rematch of Super Bowl XL, Farve surpassing Marino in career passing TD’s, a goal-line stand by the New York football Giants in D.C., an Ohio shootout and a Broncos’ OT victory, and a Jason Elam game-winning FG”
"On the tenth week of the season, the NFL gave to me: A Vinatieri-missed FG, a record-296 yards by AP, Brady and Manning beating every NFL team, Rob Bironas 8 FG’s, Vinny becoming the oldest starting QB to win a game in NFL history, a Stellar Steelers shutout against the Seahawks in a rematch of Super Bowl XL, Farve surpassing Marino in career passing TD’s, a goal-line stand by the New York football Giants in D.C., an Ohio shootout and a Broncos’ OT victory, and a Jason Elam game-winning FG”
"On the eleventh week of the season, the NFL gave to me: 8 TD’s by T.O. and Randy, a Vinatieri-missed FG, a record-296 yards by AP, Brady and Manning beating every NFL team, Rob Bironas 8 FG’s, Vinny becoming the oldest starting QB to win a game in NFL history, a Stellar Steelers shutout against the Seahawks in a rematch of Super Bowl XL, Farve surpassing Marino in career passing TD’s, a goal-line stand by the New York football Giants in D.C., an Ohio shootout and a Broncos’ OT victory, and a Jason Elam game-winning FG”
"On the twelfth week of the season, the NFL gave to me: Colts, Packers and ‘Boys Thanksgiving victories, 8 TD’s by T.O. and Randy, a Vinatieri-missed FG, a record-296 yards by AP, Brady and Manning beating every NFL team, Rob Bironas 8 FG’s, Vinny becoming the oldest starting QB to win a game in NFL history, a Stellar Steelers shutout against the Seahawks in a rematch of Super Bowl XL, Farve surpassing Marino in career passing TD’s, a goal-line stand by the New York football Giants in D.C., an Ohio shootout and a Broncos’ OT victory, and a Jason Elam game-winning FG”
"On the thirteenth week of the season, the NFL gave to me: Gibbs timeout blunder, 8 TD’s by T.O. and Randy, a Vinatieri-missed FG, a record-296 yards by AP, Brady and Manning beating every NFL team, Rob Bironas 8 FG’s, Vinny becoming the oldest starting QB to win a game in NFL history, a Stellar Steelers shutout against the Seahawks in a rematch of Super Bowl XL, Farve surpassing Marino in career passing TD’s, a goal-line stand by the New York football Giants in D.C., an Ohio shootout and a Broncos’ OT victory, and a Jason Elam game-winning FG”
"On the fourteenth week of the season, the NFL gave to me: Anthony Smith’s guarantee, Gibbs timeout blunder, 8 TD’s by T.O. and Randy, a Vinatieri-missed FG, a record-296 yards by AP, Brady and Manning beating every NFL team, Rob Bironas 8 FG’s, Vinny becoming the oldest starting QB to win a game in NFL history, a Stellar Steelers shutout against the Seahawks in a rematch of Super Bowl XL, Farve surpassing Marino in career passing TD’s, a goal-line stand by the New York football Giants in D.C., an Ohio shootout and a Broncos’ OT victory, and a Jason Elam game-winning FG”
"On the fifteenth week of the season, the NFL gave to me: a blustery ‘Skins victory, Gibbs timeout blunder, 8 TD’s by T.O. and Randy, a Vinatieri-missed FG, a record-296 yards by AP, Brady and Manning beating every NFL team, Rob Bironas 8 FG’s, Vinny becoming the oldest starting QB to win a game in NFL history, a Stellar Steelers shutout against the Seahawks in a rematch of Super Bowl XL, Farve surpassing Marino in career passing TD’s, a goal-line stand by the New York football Giants in D.C., an Ohio shootout and a Broncos’ OT victory, and a Jason Elam game-winning FG”
"On the sixteenth week of the season, the NFL gave to me: A takedown of a Packer by a referee, a blustery ‘Skins victory, Gibbs timeout blunder, 8 TD’s by T.O. and Randy, a Vinatieri-missed FG, a record-296 yards by AP, Brady and Manning beating every NFL team, Rob Bironas 8 FG’s, Vinny becoming the oldest starting QB to win a game in NFL history, a Stellar Steelers shutout against the Seahawks in a rematch of Super Bowl XL, Farve surpassing Marino in career passing TD’s, a goal-line stand by the New York football Giants in D.C., an Ohio shootout and a Broncos’ OT victory, and a Jason Elam game-winning FG”
"On the seventeenth week of the season, the NFL gave to me: A Big Apple simulcast on CBS and NBC as well as amazing Andre’s kickoff returns for TD’s, A takedown of a Packer by a referee, a blustery ‘Skins victory, Gibbs timeout blunder, 8 TD’s by T.O. and Randy, a Vinatieri-missed FG, a record-296 yards by AP, Brady and Manning beating every NFL team, Rob Bironas 8 FG’s, Vinny becoming the oldest starting QB to win a game in NFL history, a Stellar Steelers shutout against the Seahawks in a rematch of Super Bowl XL, Farve surpassing Marino in career passing TD’s, a goal-line stand by the New York football Giants in D.C., an Ohio shootout and a Broncos’ OT victory, and a Jason Elam game-winning FG”
HAPPY NEW YEAR, Everyone!
